The Populars and the Guillotine

The Populars and the Guillotine.

I do not own The Offbeats.
I do not own The Binding of Isaac.

Plot:
Today, the Populars, Tina, Beth, Billy, Paul, Gordon, Virgil, Alice/Ruby, Nina/Lars and Misha, were walking out on the path, thinking of another naughty idea to play on the Offbeats. Then, they discovered something.
Tina: Hmm, what is this?
Beth: This looks like a guillotine.
Billy: Weird!
Tina: GRRRRRRR!!!!!
Tina threw Billy out of their group, into a rubbish bin.
Tina: I might as well use this so-called guillotine.

So, Tina picked up the guillotine, it went up in the air, landed on top of them, and then…….
Tina: Huh?!
Beth: Huh?
Paul: What’s happening to us?
That’s right. Their heads were rotating 360 degrees.
Tina: Wait a minute! Our heads are spinning around and around!
Populars: AAAAHHH!!!
Tina: This is very bizarre!
Beth: This is the weirdest thing we’ve ever experienced!
Gordon: Even weirder than that shoelace trick we kept playing!

Unbeknownst to them, Billy was looking at the Populars.
Billy: That’s very weird. Their heads haven’t come off? They’re just rotating?!
Tina: I know! Let’s look for a guillotine and give it to Billy!
The Populars wet back for Billy, who was in the rubbish bin.
Tina: There you are, Billy. Ah, I see something you have there!
Billy: Oh, this guillotine thing?
Tina: I’m going to use this on you!
Tina used the guillotine on Billy, and Billy was turning 360 degrees.
Billy: Huh?! I’ve got it too!

Tina: Now that’s just as strange as us having the same thing!
Beth: Yes, very strange indeed.
Tina: Let’s use it on the Offbeats!
Billy: Hmm. I don’t think using these on those Offbeats is a good idea.
Tina: GRRRR!!!
Tina threw Billy out of their group again, into the same trash can.

They encountered September, who was playing fetch with August.
August: Atta boy, September.
September: Thanks, August.
The Populars showed August a Guillotine, and they played a trick.
Tina: Oh, August. I don’t think you’d be interested in this…guillotine I have here.
August: Oh really?
August used the guillotine and his head was spinning too.
August: Weird! I might as well use it on September.
August used it on September, and September had the same thing. Spinning his head at 360 degrees.
Tina: Excellent! Now, let’s try it on Repunzil.

Repunzil disapproving of her hair when the Populars came up to her.
Tina: Hey, Repunzil! I have here this guillotine!
Repunzil: Oh, really? How does it work?
Tina: I’ll just use it and….
Tina used the guillotine again, and her head, along with the other Populars had their heads spinning around and around. Once their heads stopped, they felt quite dizzy.
Repunzil: Heh heh. Not usually the dizzy types, huh?
Repunzil’s hair got into a frizz at this.
Repunzil: Sometimes I hate my mom.

The End.