Operation: W.I.C.K.E.D. Ch. 4.

Operation: W.I.C.K.E.D. Ch. 4
Wario
Is
Co-operating
Kool
Essentially
Devious

I do not own Codename Kids Next Door
I do not own Super Mario.

Plot:
It was night time, Lizzie was grumpily going to bed after a 3rd breakup with Nigie.
Lizzie: Oh, who needs that loser Nigel? Not me! Just the other kids around the world. All that’s left for me is- -
Lizzie found a photo of her with Nigel on their date out of the French restaurant on their surreal date. It was of them holding hands walking out of the restaurant.
Lizzie: I miss him so much! (starts to cry)
2 mysterious figures broke in to take her away. They knocked her out and tied her up.

Lizzie woke up in an abandoned aubergine factory. She was trapped there with another princess. This princess had long blonde hair, blue eyes, was 5’6 and was wearing long white gloves, a pink princess gown, a gold tiara with rubies and sapphires, pink lipstick and red heel pumps. This princess was Peach. The mysterious figures who captured the two were Wario and Waluigi.
Wario: Wah ha ha! Welcome to the Eggplant Factory!
Lizzie: Eggplant?! GRRR! I HATE EGGPLANT!!!
Peach: It could be worse, like me being taken away by Bowser most of the time.
Wario: Whoa! Easy there, girl! You’re here, to be with me!
Lizzie: Oh no! I’m only 10 and I’m already seeing someone. His name is Nigel.
Waluigi: We saw you last night little girl, leave him again! So you’re not seeing him anymore.
Wario: We’ll be perfect teammates, little girl! We both have yellow on and we are a perfect match for each other!
Waluigi: And you, Peach, will be perfect for me, as we are both taller than that puny Mario!
Lizzie: Fat chance, Tubby!
Wario: Tubby?! Look at yourself! You have no right to call others Tubby when you yourself have a large gu--
Lizzie: SHUT UP!

Wario and Waluigi walked over to their new boss, Mister Boss.
Wario: The girl has been captured.
Mister Boss: Great work, you two! Now that will lead those pathetic Kids Next Losers into my trap!
Waluigi, Wario and Mister Boss laughed together. Lizzie was in a chair, trying to get out of the rope. Peach was tied up and was waiting for her favourite plumber to arrive to rescue her.
Lizzie: Just you wait until my Nigie gets here! He’ll kick your behinds!

The next morning, the Mario Brothers and the KND were called to the main room of the treehouse.
Nigel: Operatives, we have another mission to go on. It turns out there are 3 wicked men working at the abandoned eggplant factory. And they’re holding Lizzie captive.
Hoagie: Sure thing! Let’s go!
Mario: Let’s a go!
Nigie: You guys go ahead! Lizzie doesn’t need me.
Luigi: Aw, don’t let it get to you. You’re on a mission now.
Nigel: Yes! Let’s go!
The 5 kids and 2 plumbers set out to the rescue.

They had some trouble getting there. There were Goombas, Koopas and Paratroopas blocking their way.
Mario: There’s just one guy who can help us! Yoshi!
Yoshi, hearing Mario’s cries, came to the rescue.
Mario: Hop on, Kids!
They all hopped onto Yoshi’s back. Yoshi set out to eat all of the Koopas and Paratroopas as well as the Goombas until there were none left.
Yoshi: Yoshi full now.
Mario: Way to go! Now, to the factory!
Yoshi: Hmm?!
Nigie: To the eggplant factory, where 2 girls are held captive.

Meanwhile, back at the factory, Wario, Waluigi and Mr Boss looked out the window and saw the KND and the Mario Brothers.
Mister Boss: Excellent! Those Kids Next Losers have arrived! With 2 twin brothers.
Wario: Mario! My old rival.
Waluigi: Luigi, my puny cowardly rival.
Mister Boss: We have a little surprise for them.
Wario: Soon, that Lizzie will be mine! She’ll--

Sector V, Yoshi and the Mario Brothers made it at last.
Nigie: Freeze, Mister Boss!
Mister Boss: Well, well. If it isn’t little Numbuh One and his useless friends!
Mario: Wario?!
Luigi: Waluigi?!
Nigie: Now, where is Lizzie?
Wario: Oh, we’re not telling you where your stupid girlfriend is.
Nigel: She’s not my girlfriend anymore. We broke up last night.
Wario: Well, looks like you won’t need her anymore.
Wallabee: Eggplant?! Yech!
Mister Boss: Well, Boos, ATTACK!!

Many many white ghosts, known as Boos, appeared out of nowhere. They were going to attack Nigel.
Kuki: I’m scared!
Abigail: That’s funny. There’s ghosts at day.
Hoagie: But, but…
All the Mario Brothers and Sector V sans Nigie ran out of the room. Nigie used Mario’s signature wall kick until the Boos caught up. They pulled off his shorts, revealing Rainbow Monkey Briefs.
Mister Boss: Well, well. Rainbow Monkey undies.

Meanwhile, Lizzie started to get stressed and the rope broke into pieces.
Lizzie: Oh no! My Nigie is in trouble!
Lizzie ran out as fast as she could.

Wario and Waluigi: Now, Boos! Take a photo on our count! Ready…aim…fi--
Then, 6 pairs of hands unbuttoned their overalls, causing them to fall off.
Wario and Waluigi: Argh!
Abigail: You could try to harm our friend, but that requires not using cameras.
Hoagie: And that’s a big but.
Kuki: A big butt and a little butt!
Wario and Waluigi started to run away with most Boos chasing after them. Mario ran into the room to find Peach. He found Peach, untied her and she kissed him.
Peach: Thank you, Mario.

Mister Boss: Well, it looks like it’s all up to me to take a naughty picture of you, Nigel. Boos! On my count to 3. One…Two…Thre--
Then, somebody runs in to pull Mister Boss’s trousers off.
Mister Boss: Hey!!!
The somebody turns out to be Lizzie.
Mister Boss: I thought Wario and Waluigi tied you up!
Lizzie: And somehow, I managed to escape.
Mister Boss ran away with the many Boos chasing after him, taking photos of him.

Nigel: Lizzie! You saved me from getting naughty pictures! Why?
Lizzie: Nigel, I did this to apologise for breaking up with you last night.
Nigel: Really? You saved me just so you can be my girlfriend again?
Lizzie: (Tearfully hugging Nigel) Oh, Nigie! I could never stay mad at you!
Kuki: How sweet of them!
Wallabee: After Numbuh One forgot their date.

Mario walked out with Peach.
Mario: Well, folks. Let’s a get out of here!
Yoshi: Hmm.
Nigel: Let’s have the rest of the day off. I’m taking Lizzie out for some ice cream to repay you for saving me.
Lizzie: Oh, Nigie! You’re neat.

And so, our heroes have saved Peach again, not from Bowser, but from Wario, Mister Boss and Waluigi. Nigel didn’t save Lizzie, Lizzie saved Nigel. And what’s become of Wario and Waluigi you may wonder.
Mister Boss: You two are so fired!
Wario: Come on, Waluigi!
Waluigi: Maybe that Luigi isn’t such a bad guy after all.
Wario: And if we ever meet those Mario Brothers again, we’ll befriend them.
Wario and Waluigi decided to spend the rest of the day resting at the park after putting their overalls back on. They found Mario, Luigi, Peach and Daisy at the park. They decided to put their rivalry to rest and be friends. Much to Mister Boss’s dismay.
Mister Boss: Oh, the indignity!
End Transmission.