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Operation: P.L.A.T.Y.P.U.S. Ch. 3.

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Operation: P.L.A.T.Y.P.U.S. Ch. 3.
Perry
Lays
Around
To
Yelp
Predictably
Under
Stress

I do not own Robotboy.
I do not own Codename Kids Next Door.
I do own Perry, Krystalbot and Krystal.

Plot:
Just another day like any other in Sector V. Nigie was announcing what he usually announces. Everyone but Kuki was there.
Nigie: Right, so we shall begin our general Kids Next Door meeting! One that Numbuh Three is always late for.
Abigail: Man, does he really need to tell us that he thinks broccoli is Rainbow Monkey lungs?
Nigie: It is the fact that broccoli is DEFINITELY Rainbow Monkey lungs and we’ve been informed not to eat broccoli which we already know! If you see any kid eating broccoli, report it immediately!
Hoagie: I knew that already.
Wallabee: Well, I’m out. Off to think of what to do today.
Finally, Kuki came into the treehouse, too late for the meeting.
Kuki: Hi, Wally! Whatcha doin’?
Wallabee: Making plans for today! Making plans is as easy as 1-2-6!
Abigail: Numbuh Five is sure that Numbuh Four’s plans won’t work.
Kuki: Hey, Where’s Wally?
Wallabee came back out to inform the plans.
Wallabee: It’s a warm day, so let’s go to the beach!
Nigie: Eh, go without me! I hate the beach! It’s so boring!
Kuki: And I get to be the pretty princess again! Hopefully I won’t get abducted by King Sandy, even if Mushi broke up with him.

Meanwhile, down at the beach, Perry has gotten the day off from working at the Moonbase, as did Krystal.
Perry: There’s nothing more relaxing than a day at the beach. Isn’t that right, Krystal?
Krystal: Sure thing, Perrykins.
Perry: Uh oh! It’s Sector V!
Kuki: Hi, Perry!
Perry: Oh, hi guys!
Hoagie: Numbuh Seven! What are you doing out here?
Perry: The Moonbase has given me the day off. So I’m spending it on the beach. I could sure go for an ice cream.
Abigail: And have you ever tasted the 4th flavour, Numbuh Seven?
Krystal: No. What’s that?
Abigail: The most delicious ice cream in the world!
Perry: Might as well check.
Perry went for an ice cream, while Kuki went to build a sandcastle and Wallabee got buried in the sand.
Wallabee: Da da da da! Buried in the sand!

Perry: Um, do you have the 4th Flavour?
Vendor: Nope. Never heard of it.
Perry: Well then, do you have a banana ice cream as well as a strawberry ice cream?
Vendor: Sure thing.
Later, Perry, after paying for the ice cream, went back to relax when a bunch of hungry men broke into his company.
Men: Yo-ho!
More men: Yo-ho!
They were Robin Food’s hungry men.
Robin: Yo-ho!
Perry: Oh no! Not Robin Hood! Here, take my allowance! My mum’s given me too much!
Robin: We don’t want your money! We want your ice cream! For I am….
Robin and his hungry men: (sing)
Villains, we’re the villains! The villainous villains of adult villainery!
It’s the day of days for all the evil hoards!
Robin: It’s the Villain’s Choice Awards!
Little Juan: Er, this isn’t the Villains Choice Awards, you know.
Robin: Oh sorry!
They all stole the ice creams Perrykins was holding.

Krystal: Perrykins! Where’s my ice cream!
Perry: Robin Food took it!
Little Juan: Your girlfriend’s so beautiful, Perrykins!
Krystal: (grunts at Little Juan) Alright, Perrykins! Go for it! Go get our ice cream back!
Perry: I don’t know!
Krystal: When Numbuh 362 said it’s your day off, she meant it’s your day off!
Perry: Leave it to me!

Perrykins changed his shape from his normal self to a platypus.
Perry: I need information.
Wallabee: I don’t know. Ask Numbuh One.
Perry: Leave it to me!
Perry changed back, got Perrybot out and flew over to Sector V Treehouse.
Wallabee: Man, I remember being a platypus like him!
Perrykins made it to Sector V Treehouse to ask Nigel for directions to where Robin Food go with food.
Nigel: Nope! Ask Lizzie.
Perry made it to Lizzie’s house.
Lizzie: Those hungry men go to Sherwood Retirement Home to give food to the old.
Perry: Thanks for the info, Lizzie.

Later, at the retirement home….
Hungry men: It’s the day of days for all the evil hoards!
Robin: It’s the Villains…
Hungry men: Yeah, the Villains Choice Awards!
Robin: Yeah!
Among the residents, was Hoagie’s grandmother, Lydia.
Lydia: Hey! We don’t pay you to sing!
Soon, a little Santa Claus broke in.
Santa: (in a deep voice Australian accent) Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas! I’m Santa Claus!
And 2 little reindeer, obviously Sonia and Lee, who got sent on this mission too by Tommy.
Santa: And these 2 are my reindeer, Sonia and Lee!
Lee: Cool! I’m a reindeer!
Santa: And I am here to give these wonderful old folks some Christmas Presents.
Robin: You, Santa Claus, want to give these old people, Christmas Presents?!
Santa: I’ve checked my list 3 times and they’ve been very good this year.
Robin: But, it’s the middle of July!
Santa: Hey, you’re right! It is! Sorry! Can’t be giving them away early! (grabs the food and ice creams too) Alright! Bye!
Robin: Wait a minute! That fat girl and her “Nigie” played the same trick last year! That means….Grrrrr!!!!!
Perry, back in his normal form, has congratulated Sonia and Lee for helping him. Santa was actually Perry, shapeshifted into Santa.
Perry: Ha ha! Thieves and their ice cream are apart! Oh no! They’ve melted!
Sonia: So what do we do with the rest of the food?
Perry: Give it back to the ones who truly deserve it!
Sonia: Yes, sir, Numbuh Seven sir!
Lee: I’ll take the savoury stuff back, Sonia. You take back the sweet stuff!
Sonia: Cool!
Robin broke out of the old folks home to see 3 kids with sacks of food.
Robin: There’s no reindeer named SONIA! And no reindeer named LEE!
Perry: Oh no! Kids, make a break for it!
Sonia: AAAAHHHH I don’t want him to put me in the dark!
Lee: Uncool!
Robin: Nobody steals stolen lunch from Robin Food!
Perry shapeshifted into a platypus and tried to make a break for it back to the beach, but Robin Food grabbed him by the tail. He grabbed Lee before he could make a run for it.
Robin: Ah-ha! So you were the one who tricked me into thinking you were Santa! And I heard from Father you tricked him and that little doctor with a funny accent the other day! And you’re one of those reindeer who tricked me too!
Perry, still a platypus, yelped for help!

Sonia: Lee! No!
Lee: Go on! Take the food back to their owners!
Sonia made off with the food and went to tell Tommy and Lola the bad news.
Robin Food and his hungry men took the platypus and Lee away back to the beach.
Krystal: Oh no! It you again!
Robin Food: We’ve come back for more food! And look who’s captive!
Robin showed Krystal a platypus in his hand, yelping for help.
Krystal: Oh no! Perrykins!
Robin: Your so-called Perrykins is no match for us now! He’s just a useless platypus now!
Rachel, looking through a camera, saw the emergency and called for Sector W to help. Sonia had finished returning the food to their rightful owners.
Sonia: That platypus is in trouble!
Tommy: That’s no genuine platypus! That’s our friend Perry, or as you like to call him Numbuh 7!
Lola: Let’s go!
Sector W made it to the beach.
Tommy: We heard the emergency! What is it?
Krystal: Numbuh 2005! Numbuh 7 is grabbed by Robin Food! And he’s a platypus now! Also, Numbuh 83! Look at Numbuh 84!
Sonia: I know! I saw him like that!
Tommy: Leave it to me! You have Krystalbot ready!
Krystal summoned Krystalbot.
Krystalbot: What emergency now?
Krystal: My Perrykins has been held captive! And he’s a platypus now!
Tommy activated Robotboy.
Robotboy: What emergency?
Tommy: Perry’s in trouble! Robotboy! Battle Stations!
Kuki: Wow! He says it better than Numbuh One!

Robin: And if you fail to defeat me, I will throw you all into the dark room!
Sonia: Dark……Room?! (Fit with an Ami-like rage) YAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Robotboy attacked the hungry men and Krystalbot attacked Little Juan. Sonia pummelled Robin Food for saying “Dark room” until he let go of Perry and Lee. Perry pierced his claws into Robin Food’s hand, poisoning him. And Lee used his yo-yo to tie Robin Food up and when he fell down, unwound the yo-yo.
Robin: Ow! Ow!
Perry changed back to his normal form.
Perry: Hold me captive, will you? You should know platypuses are poisonous!
Robin Food was carried by his hungry men to hospital. Krystal ran to hug Perry.
Krystal: Perrykins! (hugs Perry) Oh, Perrykins! Are you okay?
Perry: Yes I am, Krystie!
Sonia went to hug Lee.
Sonia: (hugging him) Are you okay, Lee?
Lee: Yeah, I’m cool!
Sonia: I don’t want you to get hurt like that again!
Lola went to hug Tommy.
Lola: You did a great job, Tommy! Great job!
Tommy: Oh, it was nothing, Lola!

Perry: I’m sorry I couldn’t get your ice cream back, Krystie.
Krystal: It’s alright, Perrykins! I got myself one. From the allowance my dad gives me for making too much money at his office.
Perry: That’s nice to hear.
Krystal: Let’s head back to the Moonbase and tell our leader the news.
Perry: You did a great job, Sonia!
Sonia: Oh, it was nothing!
Then, it was time for Sector V and Sector W to go too. They had a fine day at the beach. And Nigel? Well, let’s say Sonia returned him his Blurpleberry-flavoured Ice cream.
Nigel: Blech! Sonia should know I prefer cherry!
End Transmission.
This is Chapter 3 to my new Robotboy/KND crossover.

Robotboy belongs to Gaumont Alphanim.
Codename Kids Next Door belongs to Cartoon Network and Curious Pictures.
Perry, Krystalbot and Krystal belong to me. 
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DarthWill3's avatar
"Here, take my allowance! My mum’s given me too much!" Oh, this is too rich! :rofl: