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Operation: D.I.N.O.S.A.U.R. Epilogue.

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Operation: D.I.N.O.S.A.U.R. Epilogue.
Devious
Idiots
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Operate
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Awesome
Unstoppable
Reptile

I do not own Hi Hi Puffy AmYumi.
I do not own Codename Kids Next Door.
I do not own Kuki Monster.
I do not own Bill Cosby.
I do not own Bowser.
I do not own Wizpig.

Plot:
It was a very dark moonless night. Kuki was having a fun dream. She was having a dream about herself on a beautiful day with some anthropomorphic flowers.
Kuki: Hi, Flowers!
Flowers: Hi, Kuki!
Kuki: What do you wanna do today?
Flowers: Let’s all- -
Then, a large furry blue cookie monster arrived. This monster had wiggly eyes and was looking for some cookies.
Kuki: Hi, Monster!
Monster: Hi, Cookie! Cookie?! COOKIIIIIEEEE!!!
Kuki: AAAHHH!!!
Kuki was running away from this monster who thought she was a cookie.
Kuki: I said my name is Kuki, not that I’m a cookie!
Monster: (chasing after her) Cookie! Cookie!
Kuki just woke up and was very relieved that it was just a horrendous nightmare.

Abigail had another bizarre dream. She was in her bed, still sleeping when her dad, Doctor Lincoln arrived to wake her up.
Doctor: Get up, Abigail, or you’ll be late for school! With the learnin’ and the friends and the lessons and d’aww, you know what I’m talkin’ about!
Abigail: No thanks, Dad. It’s Saturday.
Doctor: Or at least come downstairs for some breakfast as we’re havin’ Jell-o. Ya know, with the Jell, and the O and d’aww, you know what Ah’m talkin’ about!
Abigail: Naw, Pop. I’d rather sleep when there’s nothin’ important to do.
Abigail did wake up and much to her horror; her dad was suddenly Bill Cosby!
Abigail: GAAAHHH!!!
Cosby: So do you wanna play with mah Pokey mans?
Abigail really does wake up, but to her relief, she was still in the treehouse.

Later, at about noon, all the villains, who have recovered from eating the chickies’ business, were holding an annual “We Hate the Kids Next Door” barbie in Fanny’s backyard. With one person instead of you-know-who. The person introduced to this barbie was Eldwin Blair.
Mister Boss: And I am proud to introduce all of you to…Eldwin Blair!
All the villains gave a round of applause.
Eldwin: All of my life, it has been my dream to ruin the environment to build manmade industries, but never has it been my dream to defeat those pesky Kids Next Door! I just hope those Puffy AmiYumi won’t get in my way this time.
Mister Boss: Yeah, thank you, Mister Blair.

Meanwhile, the you-know-who was driving his car to Fanny’s house and accidentally crashed. This you-know-who crash landed in Fanny’s backyard. This you-know-who was…
Mister Boss: (facepalms) Oh, it’s the Toiletnator! Mister Wink and Mister Fibb! I thought I told you to send him the fake email!
John and Timothy: We did.
Lou: Sorry I’m late! But I’m glad my email was fake. Thought you could trick me again, huh?! I knew this barbecue couldn’t be in Antarctica. Ooh, are those hamburgers?!
Timothy: Yes. I suppose he’d want one, wouldn’t he, Mister Wink?
Lou: Good heavens, no! Good thing I brought some lovely healthy broccoli.
Father: (burns broccoli) Keep that filthy plant away from me! Only we make kids eat that garbage! Just have a roasted hamburger for crying out loud!
Hoagie: Don’t mind if we do! We didn’t have a chance to eat before we… came ...to   …kick ….your ...butts.
The KND with Ami and Yumi arrived and found out the bad guys had Eldwin on their team.
Nigie: I thought you said this would be a small bad guy party!
Eldwin: I am glad you came, Pesky Kids Next Door! Because I am about to introduce my newest invention! The Ultimate Kidcarnivosaurus!
This was a giant robot, shaped like a ferocious tyrannosaurus. This T-Rex was over 70 feet long and was bright red.
Wallabee: Cool!
Nigie: No, not cool, Numbuh Four!
Kuki: Scary!
Abigail: Numbuh Five sure doesn’t like the sound of this!
Ami: That is the scariest monster we’ve ever seen!
Yumi: Tell me about it!
Mister Boss: After them!

The kids and rock stars ran off as fast as they could.
Eldwin: Oh, no you don’t! Kidcarnivosaurus, activate!
All the villains set into their ferocious T-Rex, which is powered by Eldwin in the driver’s seat in the front. Eldwin went in the front seat and the rest of the villains sat in the back seat.
Wallabee: Come on! Let’s get outta here!
Nigie: Well said, Numbuh Four.
Mister Boss: Stupid kids! You can’t hide in my garage! Oh wait! I forgot! I don’t have a garage!
The kids and rock stars jumped into the M.E.G.A.R.A.G.E. and set out into the sky.
Mister Boss: After them, Mister Blair! You can’t let them get away!
Eldwin: Okay, Mister Boss!

Eldwin transformed his Kidcarnivosaurus from a Sharptooth into a giant Pteranodon.
Kuki: Look out! A scary dinosaur is chasing after us!
Yumi: I was hoping it wouldn’t come to this.
Nigie: What we need is something stronger than that machine. But what?
Everyone turns to Wallabee.
Wallabee: What? Why is everybody looking at me.
Hoagie: Remember that giant Rainbow Monkey you called “Stupid”?
Wallabee: Oh, please! Don’t bring that story up again!
Ami: Hurry! There’s not much time! Think fast!
Wallabee: Hmm….

Soon, the kids got back to the treehouse and prepared a new gadget.
Wallabee: Hop in, guys! Behold the power of my…
Circuit face: Kids Next Door: S.P.I.N.O.S.O.R.E. Super Powerful Idiot Now Operationally Strong Over Real Evil.
Yumi: Wow! That’s the coolest thing I’ve seen since Kaz in a floating head!
Ami: That won’t be until the year Three Thousand, Yumi.
Yumi: Oh, yeah right.
Nigie: Alright! All we need is to wait until that flyer arrives. Wait for it…
The flyer arrives and transforms into a three horn.
Nigie: Kids Next Door and Puffy AmiYumi! BATTLE STATIONS!

Then, Wallabee got into the head of the S.P.I.N.O.S.O.R.E. and controlled its every move.
Wallabee: Hey, I can get the hang of this!
Nigel: Don’t waste any more time! GO!
Wallabee got the S.P.I.N.O.S.O.R.E. and started to fight the giant robotic Triceratops into a grudge battle. He made the S.P.I.N.O.S.O.R.E. break its 3 horns and tear off some of the outsides. Once the Kidcarnosaurus was defeated, it fell  to the ground and all the villains fell out.
Eldwin: Oh, that was nuts!
Mister Boss: GRRRR!! You call that fighting children?! That was even more pathetic than the Toiletnator!
Lou: Hey!
Eldwin: Sorry, Mister Boss, sir.
Mister Boss: Sorry?!! I don’t want to hear! Get out of my sight, ALL YOU VILLAINS!!
Benedict: If that’s how you’re going to act.
Stuffum: If that’s how you’re going to talk to us villains.

After that, everyone congratulated Wallabee for defeating the villains in total.
Kuki: Oh, Wally! (hugs him) I’m so proud of you! You beat that scary monster!
Wallabee: (blushing) Um…thanks….Kuki!
Yumi: Well, it was nice, hanging out with you kids.
Ami: Now, it’s time to get back to our rock star lives.
Nigie: Come back and see us again, soon!
Ami: And you kids are always welcome to come on tour with us, too.
Kuki: Goodbye, rock stars! See you again, soon!
Wallabee: Before you girls go, I want to say something to you.
Ami: What’s that, Wally?
Wallabee: You girls ain’t such bad sheilas after all. I was wrong about you.
Ami: Thank you, Wally!
Ami hugged Wallabee, making Kuki jealous.

And so, our kids, after defeating Eldwin Blair’s giant transforming dinosaur, have decided to say goodbye to the one and only Puffy AmiYumi. Hopefully, they’ll see each other again someday.
End Transmission.
Then, at the End Transmission sign, Harmony push it aside.
Harmony: Hey, hey hey! How dare you only give me one short part in this crossover?! I am so outraged, because I’m Puffy AmiYumi’s Numbuh One fan!
Harmony, shut up.

Then, some amber claws pierce through the shot and tear it up. It was Bowser.
Bowser: ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!
Harmony: What the?! What are you?! And what are you doing here?!
Bowser: I am Bowser, King of the Koopas! And I am here to announce another crossover! Sometime after Christmas, there will be another crossover! A Hi Hi Puffy AmiYumi and Mario crossover!
Harmony: Oh man!

Then, Lizzie tears up the shot.
Lizzie: Hey! What about me?!
Harmony: Oh, Lizzie! You were in this crossover more than I was.
Lizzie: I know. I just wanted to say the crossover made no sense.
Finally, 2 alien hands rip up the shot and an alien pig tears himself in. This was none other than Wizpig.
Wizpig: Ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Lizzie: Hey!
Wizpig: And make that 2 crossovers after Christmas!
Lizzie: Oh boy! Another crossover.
Wizpig: And the one I will star in will be a Codename Kids Next Door and Diddy Kong Racing crossover!
Lizzie: But you were in that Kids Next Door and Mario crossover already!
Wizpig: Hey! Who’s the announcer here?
Lizzie: Yes, Wiz.
Bowser: And once that crossover arrives, I WILL DESTROY THOSE PLUMBERS ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!
Wizpig: And I WILL GET THOSE RACERS TOO!!!
This is the last chapter to my KND/Puffy crossover.

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DarthWill3's avatar
Oh man, this is so much like Jurassic Park III!