Operation: D.I.N.N.E.R. Ch. 8.

Operation: D.I.N.N.E.R. Ch. 8.

Deviousness
In
Nice
Nigel’s
Evening
Romance

I do not own Codename Kids Next Door.
I do not own Super Mario.

Plot:
Another night without a mission. Nigie was more bored than Wallabee was on “Bring your Daughter to Work day”. It was 6:30 at night and Nigie was in his room, thinking what to do. The idea came around soon enough. The door rang. Nigie answered the door and it was…
Nigel: Lizzie?!
Lizzie: Hi Nigel. I’ve planned this date since your “Mario Party” and I was wondering if you would accept tonight’s date.
Nigel: Well, since I’ve nothing better to do than watch paint dry, okay then.
Lizzie: Perfect! This is gonna be the most romantical date ever, Nigie!
Nigel: Y-yes de-de-dear. Where are you taking me?
Lizzie: I’m not taking you, you’re taking me to an Italian Trattoria.

Meanwhile, over at the Sanban residence, Kuki was preparing to head out to dinner with her family as every time she goes to a dinner party, it goes haywire. They got into the car, all except Mushi, who is still grounded.
Mushi: Oh, that Hoagie Pennywhistle Gilligan Junior hasn’t ungrounded me.
Kuki: Where exactly are we going, Daddy?
Kani: (in Kaz’s voice) To the fanciest Italian restaurant in town! Is that too much to ask for?
Kuki: Yes, daddy. (mutters) I’d rather go to a sushi bar, You irritable crab.
Kani: I heard that!

As Nigie and Lizzie arrived at the diner, they both sat down on a table for two and the waiter showed up.
Lizzie: CAN I GET SOME SERVICE OVER HERE?!?!?
The waiter: (in a fake Italian accent) Yes, yes! How-a may I (in an sinister manner and American accent) serve you?
It turns out this very waiter is none other than Chester.
Nigie: (thinking) Oh brother. How many times must Chester turn up?
Lizzie: I’ll have your finest dish.
Chester: Well, you’ll be perfect for my Lover’s Speciale!
Chester grabs Lizzie and takes her to the kitchen.
Nigel: Lizzie!!!!

Meanwhile, as the Sanban family arrived, Wario was secretly looking through the window.
Wario: Argh! That waiter looks like me! He thinks he can plagiarise Wario? Well, I’ll show a him!
Wario walked into the restaurant and the man outside blocked his way.
Man: Have you any a reservations-a?
Wario: Not on your life! (Nudges the man out of his way and enters the restaurant)
The Sanban family were ready to order.
Genki: I keep telling you, Kani. Coming to this restaurant was a bad idea.
Kani: Are you kidding me?! This is the cheapest fancy restaurant in town! At least I’m not money hungry like that greedy band manager who sounds like me!
Kuki: Hey! Can we get some service here?!
Chester: How may I….(evilly)serve you?

Chester took Kuki to the kitchen where he tied Lizzie up, ready for his “Lover’s Speciale”, which turns out to be Spaghetti and heart shaped meatballs and 2 kids in love with someone.
Nigel got out of his table and set off to the kitchen, not before alerting Hoagie, Wallabee, Abigail, Mario and Luigi.
Hoagie: There’s an emergency! There’s evil at the Trattoria!
Wallabee: At least Lizzie’s not brainwashing Numbuh One there unlike that French Restaurant they went to.
Abigail: Hold on, y’all! It’s Numbuh Three and Lizzie! And Chester has them captive! Numbuh Five don’t like the sound of this.
Hoagie: Kids Next Door, Battle Stations!
Luigi: Let’s a go!

The KND and the Mario Brothers were on their way to the Trattoria to help Nigie save Kuki and Lizzie.
Chester: Oh, ho ho ho! Time to make a meal out of you!
A chef arrives to tell Chester that there’s a family waiting.
Chester: Well, they’ll be getting the Lover’s Speciale, that’s for sure. One Lover’s Speciale coming up!
Chester put the enormous plate onto a trolley and was prepared to take it out to what turns out to be the same family of sharks who Chester tried to feed to Kuki. This time, they brought themselves a tank of salt water so they can breathe.
Daddy shark: We can choose to eat anywhere for dinner. The Great Barrier Reef or the Pacific Ocean, but no! You choose this Italian dump!
Mummy shark: I chose this place because we just want some romance together.
Daddy shark: Lucky our son isn’t here to see us.
Mummy shark: Don’t worry! I left him with my mom until we’re finished.

Chester brought out the Lover’s Speciale to the sharks. The sharks were about to eat their meal when…
Nigel: Kids Next Door! Battle Stations!
Daddy shark: Oh no! It’s those daft kids again!
Mummy shark: Trying to ruin our time alone like they tried to ruin our son’s birthday lunch.
Nigel: I know you have my girlfriend on a plate of that spaghetti!
Wallabee: Numbuh Three too!

Chester walked in to see Nigel try to rescue Lizzie and Kuki from the Lover’s Speciale.
Chester: Oh, ho ho ho ho ho! Say bye, bye to your girlfriend, Nigie!
Wallabee: Chester!
Abigail: I knew it!
Nigie: Just the exact thing you did with Numbuh Three at that burger restaurant!
Chester: Oh, kids! I’m only doing this so I can be rich, rich, RICH! I’ll be the richest villain in the world! Oh, ho ho ho ho ho!
Then, a furious Wario barged in.
Wario: You, copycat!
Chester: No! You copied me, see?
Wario: No! You copy Wario!
Chester:  Oh, ho ho ho!

Then, 2 girls barged out of the cooking room.
Kuki: Hope the funerals, Chester!
Chester: Huh?! You two are alive! But how?!
Lizzie: You see…
Lizzie explained that she and Kuki got out of the spaghetti before Chester gave the meal to the sharks.
Lizzie: And so we survived.
Wallabee: Kuki! You’re alive!
Wario: Well, how do you like Garlic?
Wario grabs some garlic to show Chester.
Chester: Garlic?! Oh, I hate garlic! It smells!
Wario: Happy landings!
Wario pushes Chester into the kitchen and he is put into the Lover’s Speciale.

Wallabee: PU!
Wario: Wario loves garlic! It makes him strong!
Kuki: Um, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to get back to my family dinner.
Then, Kuki made it back to the table with her family.
Kani: What took you so long, Kuki?!
Kuki: Um…I…just, er…needed to use the bathroom.
Kani: Fair enough.

Nigie and Lizzie finally got their alone time with their dinner. They got served a plate of spaghetti. They slurped a string of it, ala Lady and the Tramp style.
Lizzie: Oh, Nigie! This dinner is more romantic than the dinner we had when I brainwashed you at that French restaurant.
Nigie: Oh, Don’t remind me.
And what’s become of Chester you may wonder? Well, Chester has ended up on a giant plate of spaghetti.
Chester: Oh….
Then, Mario, Peach, Luigi and Daisy had come into the restaurant to have dinner.
Mario: I will-a have the Lover’s Speciale.
Chester overheard the little plumber.
Chester: No! No! No, not this again! Not like that burger restaurant! NO!
End Transmission.