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Operation: C.H.R.I.S.T.M.A.S.

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Operation: C.H.R.I.S.T.M.A.S.
Children
Helping with
Rightfully
Impressive
Selves
To
Make
A
Special holiday

I do not own Codename Kids Next Door.
I do not own Robotboy.
I do own Perry, Perrybot, Krystalbot and Krystal.

Plot:
It was winter, just 4 days before Christmas and up in the North Pole, Santa’s elves were making various presents for all the boys and girls all around the world. One room with elves had the elves singing and making Rainbow Monkeys as Christmas presents.
Elves: Rainbow Christmas, Rainbow Christmas,
Oh so very wild and filled with children,
Toys off to girls and boys,
Naughty, Naughty kids don’t get no toys!
Oh silver and gold and red and white!
Rainbow Christmas, Rainbow Christmas
Is tonight!

Santa was reading his Christmas list to see who had been naughty and who had been nice.
Santa: Hmm….let’s see who’s been naughty or nice…..KURT!!! (echoes) BAMBI!!! (echoes again) They’re alive again, but they’re still being naughty. Take these toys away because they won’t be needing them.
Elves: OK.

Meanwhile, out at Kazi-Land, Stevie’s father, Doctor Capt’n Kamikazi, was planning another evil scheme, hoping this one wouldn’t fail like past Christmases.
Kamikazi: CONSTANTINE! I have the most brilliant idea for this Christmas!
Constantine: If it involves freezing Robotboy’s batteries again, it won’t work.
Kamikazi: Oh no! We try another variation of Jingle Bells.
Constantine: Oh, brother.
Kamikazi: But this time, we sing it properly.  
Constantine: Oh boy.

Meanwhile, Lola, Perry, Tommy and Robotboy gathered around for a meeting  on where to have the big Christmas party this Christmas. They were out at the park. Tommy was wearing a white parka, Lola was wearing a light blue jumper with a light blue hat and red trousers, Perry was wearing a dark red jumper and a Santa-like hat with green instead of white and he was also wearing blue trousers. Robotboy was wearing the mini parka he got one Christmas. Tommy and Perry were wearing their usual white shoes and Lola was wearing her usual white boots.
Tommy: So, where shall we have the Christmas party this year?
Perry: Well, we can’t have it at my house, it’s not big enough.
Tommy: And we can’t have it at my house. There’s not enough room.
Lola: Let’s have it at my house again. Like we do every year.
Tommy: When is it?
Lola: As with every year, Christmas Eve at 5:30pm.
Robotboy: Robotboy approve.
Tommy: So, what shall we do right now, while we’re in this beautiful white snow?
Perry: Let’s build snowmen!
Lola: Sure!
Then, the 3 friends set to work.
Tommy: Hey, Perry! How are you doing with your snow replica?
Perry: I have never built anything out of snow at around Christmas time.
Tommy: And why’s that?
Perry: Well, where I come from, it’s summer during Christmas.
Tommy: Where do you come from again?
Perry: Australia! You’ve been there with those kids who joined us last Christmas.
Tommy: Oh yeah, I remember now.  Those kids who made fun of me being with Lola, I went on their plane there.
Perry: And I went back there because I thought Krystal was cheating on me with some other Aussie kid. Ironically, some nights later, I was to attend her cousin’s wedding, but some Sand king was stealing that Japanese girl for marriage and after hearing the word “Krystal”, I ran off to the wedding and ended up losing my Top Hat on the way! And once the stupid treehouse tried to kill Krystal, she distracted it, but it turns out she was serious and then, she left me, right on the cliff. But fortunately, after she saved me from Hexx on the beach, we got back together.
Tommy: I remember all too well.

Sometime after the 2 boys have done with their snow replicas, Krystal walked by. She was wearing a purple snow jumper, purple ear muffs, black leggings and her usual red boots.
Krystal: Hey, Perry! What are you doing?
Perry: Well, Tommy and I were just building some things out of snow.
Krystal: Can I see?
Perry: Not until Lola gets here.
Lola arrived and saw that both boys had done. Lola looked at what Tommy had done. He didn’t build a replica of Lola, but a replica of Kurt’s girlfriend, Bambi.
Lola: Thomas TURNBULL!!!
Tommy just looked at Lola, sweating a bit.
Tommy: Erm…I can explain!
Lola kicked down Tommy’s replica of Bambi.
Lola: You’ll have to start all over again.
Lola walked off and saw Krystal laughing.
Lola: What are you laughing at, Krystal?
Krystal: The way you kicked that Bambi replica down into pieces! It’s funny because I hate her too!
Lola: Don’t we all.

Then, Krystal looked over at Perry’s replica. It was a replica of Krystal.
Krystal: Perrykins! It looks just like me! Thank you! (hugs him)
Perry: (blushing a little) Um…anything for my best sheila.
Krystal: For that, I’ll build a replica of you in replacement of Tommy’s Bambi replica.
Perry: Um….sure thing, Krystie.
Krystal: Tomorrow.

The next night, the 4 friends and their robots were at Tommy’s house, watching a Christmas special.
Perry: You’ll all be lucky I’m not like that Goose kid.
Tommy: His name was Gus.
Perry: Whatever.
Then, Donnie broke in.
Tommy Oh, Donnie! Don’t even think about watching “The Babe Factor” again.
Donnie: Haven’t you runts learnt a thing called Talent at all?
Donnie grabs the remote and changes the channel and the babe was already squished by George.
Donnie: Aw! I missed the babe!
Nikolina: Thank you, Britney!
Krystal: Mom?!
Perry: Your mum’s a TV announcer now?
Well, it looks like Krystal’s mum has 2 jobs outside of home now. A supermarket checkout girl and a TV announcer.
Nikolina: Now, give it up for our newest contestants! Kami-Grinch and Constant Marine!
These were actually Doctor Kamikazi and Constantine and they were singing their latest rendition of Jingle Bells.
Kami-Grinch and Constant Marine: (to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Dashing in the town, in a silly red chopper,
Over the homes we go, stealing all the way! Ho, ho, ho!
Christmas will not come next year,
The world will come to an end!
Tommy Turnbull smells so bad,
He just lost his friends!
Tommy: Hey!
Donnie: Hmph! He does smell bad! I’ll soon teach those little fart knockers a lesson!
Tommy grabs the age machine he got from Doctor Kamikazi when he changed Gus, Lola and Robotboy’s age. Donnie was just about to beat up Tommy and his friends when Tommy used the machine to change Donnie from 13 years old to an infant.
Donnie: Whaaaaaa!!!
Tommy, Lola, Robotboy, Robotgirl, Perrybot, Krystalbot, Perry and Krystal just laughed.
Perry: Where did you get that machine?!  
Tommy: I got it from Doctor Kamikazi.
Krystal: Cool!

Meanwhile, after the Babe Factor, Kamikazi was feeling pleased with his singing. He and Constantine were both in a giant whale, going back to Kazi-Land to get Stevie to help them with their scheme.
Constantine: So, boss, where did you hear that the world is coming to an end next year?
Kamikazi: It’s not! I only said that to obtain the greatest Christmas gift ever!
Constantine: (gasps) A fur lined toilet seat?
Kamikazi: (slaps Constantine) No, Jackass! Perrybot!  

Meanwhile, over outside Gallagher Elementary, some of the KND were making snow replicas. Nigie was working on his snow replica to see if Lizzie would be impressed. But when Lizzie walked past Nigie, she saw Nigie’s work and wasn’t pleased at all. Her eyes were as fiery as a Charmander’s tail tip and her teeth were as sharp as a Tyrantrum’s.
Lizzie: NIGEL MONTGOMERY UNO!!!!!!!!
Nigie looked at his girlfriend and sweated a little. He hadn’t made a replica of Lizzie at all. He made a snow replica of Numbuh Three Hundred and Sixty-Two in the outfit she wore until Operation: H.O.T.S.T.U.F.F.

Hoagie was working on his snow replica. He was waiting for Abigail to turn up, but Abigail didn’t look happy at all.
Abigail: (in Kerry Anderson’s voice) HOAGIE PENNYWHISTLE GILLIGAN JUNIOR!!!
Hoagie: What?! You don’t like my replica of Numbuh Ten?!
Hoagie didn’t make a snow Abigail or a snow Cree. He made a snow Numbuh Ten, not realising that Numbuh Ten might be in love with Numbuh Eleven point Zero.
Lee was making his own snow replica. He was waiting for Numbuh Eighty-Three to show up and once she did, she was pleased. They were both wearing the outfits they wore in Operation: T.R.A.I.N.I.N.G.
Sonia: (in Ami Onuki’s voice) Oh, Lee! This is the best snow replica I’ve ever seen.
Lee: Glad you like it, Sonia.
Sonia: Like it? I love it! It looks just like me!

It was Wallabee’s turn to make something out of snow. He was just about to make a snow replica, but instead, found himself digging a hole and got himself buried neck deep in snow.
Wallabee: Da-na-na-na! Buried in the snow!
Wallabee didn’t realise until a few minutes later, Kuki walked up, seeing her favourite shortie buried in snow instead of making a snow Numbuh Three. Kuki was dressed in the snow outfit she wore in Operation: S.N.O.W.I.N.G.
Wallabee: What? You’ve never seen me buried in the snow before?
Kuki walked away crying because Wallabee didn’t make anything for her.

Meanwhile, back in the Bay Area, Tommy, Robotboy and their friends were out in the snow, preparing to make snow angels on a hill when a giant whale arrived. It was being controlled by none other than Stevie’s father.
Kamikazi: Ha ha ha! It’s time to get my revenge on you for ruining my last Christmases!
Tommy: No, Doctor Kamikazi! You can’t take Robotboy away from me!
Kamikazi: Oh no! I am not after Robotboy this year! I am after Percy’s robot!
Kamikazi reaches a claw out and grabs Perrybot.
Tommy: No!
Perry: Perrybot!
Kamikazi: That will teach you to trick me into thinking you’re Santa Claus, Perry and your trick reindeer! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Perry: What are we going to do, Tommy? I’ve had Perrybot since a couple of Christmases ago!
Tommy: Remember those kids who helped me get Robotboy back last year? Call them!
Perry: Yes, mate!
Perry grabbed out a phone to call…..

Meanwhile, at the treehouse of Sector V, Nigie heard an alarm sound.
Nigie: Operatives! To your stations! This kid needs our help again!
Wallabee: Oh please! Don’t tell me this silly Australian kid needs our help again!
They got into their ship and brought along Sonia, Lee, Lizzie, who has once again been given the temporary Numbuh of Fourty-Nine, Mushi and Tommy Gilligan (a.k.a. Numbuh Tea). They were also calling Moonbase.
Nigie: Numbuh Three Hundred and Sixty-Two! This is Numbuh One reporting! Report to the volcano that looks like a monster.
Rachel: Right then, Numbuh One.

Later, the operatives and their girlfriend and little siblings, arrived to pick the 4 kids and 3 robots up. Also, since Perry’s parents were at work that day, he had to bring his baby sister Millie with him.
Tommy Turnbull: Hey! I remember you! We helped you earlier this year. And who might this kid in the blue shirt be?
Tommy Gilligan: I am The Tommy!
Tommy Turnbull: Hey! I’m Tommy! That’s my name!
Tommy Gilligan: Mine too!
Perry: Enough bickering, boys! Right now, this is an emergency!
An announcer: Calling Numbuh One! Calling Numbuh One!
Nigie picks up the communicator.
Nigie: Go ahead! It’s Numbuh One here.
Lizzie: You’re neeeeaaat! And Nigie, I destroyed that snow replica of Rachel.
Nigie: What?!
Perry: Guys! ENOUGH! How are we going to reach this volcano if we keep bickering about this?!
Kuki: Wow! You’re just like my dad the night I went to Numbuh Two’s house for dinner.
Mushi: Oh please! Don’t bring up that old story again, Kuki!

Millie, after hearing all this, started to cry.
Tommy Turnbull: Make her stop, Perry! She’s your sister!
Perry: Oh, Millie! Your brother wants you to turn that frown upside-down!
Millie started to coo at her big brother. Then, she took Nigie’s sunglasses off his eyes and puts them on hers.
Nigie: Hey!  Perry! Your sister took my sunglasses!
Millie giggled.
Perry: See, Nigel! Millie likes your sunnies!
Nigie: Oh, Perry! It’s bad enough you had to bring your baby sister with us on a big mission, distracting us!
Perry: My mum put in charge of Millie while she and my dad are at work today! So, wherever I go, she goes!
Perry cuddles Millie just the way his mum would.
Mushi: Aww! Kuki! He and his baby sister are just like us!
Kuki and Mushi: Best friends!

Finally, they arrived at the volcano, and inside, Stevie’s father, Doctor Kamikazi, has Perrybot wrapped with a pink bow to open on Christmas Day.
Kamikazi: Now that this Percy-bot has been captured by me, I will have an even better Christmas gift for myself and myself only!
Constantine: (gasps) A new fur lined toilet seat?!
Kamikazi: (throws a towel at Constantine) No, Jackass! Perrybot!

This is when something unexpected happens. A miniature Santa Claus jumps in. Unbeknownst to Doctor Kamikazi, this was none other than Lizzie, dressed in the outfit she wore at the beginning of Operation: S.N.O.W.I.N.G., but red instead of yellow, white instead of pink, black boots instead of blue, white mittens instead of blue ones.
Lizzie: (in a deep masculine voice) Ho-oh, ho! Merry Christmas! I’m Santa Claus!
Then, 5 reindeers land as well, unbeknownst to Kamikazi, one was Mushi, one was Tommy Gilligan, one was Nigie, one was Perry and one was Sonia.
Lizzie: And here are my reindeer, Mushi, Tommy, Nigie, Perrykins and Sonia!
Nigie: Hello! We are Father Christmas’s reindeer!
Lizzie: And here I am to deliver some Christmas presents to you.
Kamikazi: But I’ve been very naughty 2 years ago! And you said I won’t be getting presents this year either!
Lizzie: I changed my mind, Captain. I decided you have been a very good doctor this year.
Lizzie was handing out a gift that Wallabee was giving to Kuki, a gift that Perry was going to give to Krystal, a gift that Lizzie was going to give to Nigie, a gift that Tommy Gilligan was going to give to Mushi and was about to hand out a gift that Tommy was going to give to Lola when…
Kamikazi: But, it’s only 4 days until Christmas!  
Lizzie: Really?! Let me check the calendar……oh my! You’re right! I’d better put these gifts back in my bag! Mustn’t give them away early! I don’t want to forget this awesome robot! All packed! Alright, See you!

Kamikazi: Hm….Vixen…Blitzen…Dasher…Donner…Dancer…Cupid…Prancer...Comet. Tommy? Mushi? Nigie? Perrykins? Sonia? GRRRRR!!!!!!
Outside the volcano, Lizzie was only getting one thing out of her bag. It was Perrybot.
Perry: Perrybot! Thank you Lizzie! Where would I be without you?
Lizzie: Well, where would I be without Nigie?
Nigie nervously laughs.
Perry: Thank you for getting Perrybot back, Lizzie! What can we do to repay you?
Lizzie: Invite me to a Christmas party this year and any year after this!
Lola: Well, I’m throwing a Christmas party at my house on Christmas Eve. You can all come if you want!
Sonia: Ooh! A Christmas Party at your house?
Lee: Cool!
Lola: Sure.
Then, Rachie, who had been investigating all the time, shows up.
Rachel: Well done, Sector V and Sector W. Whatever Christmas Party is happening this year, can I come too?
Lola: Bring yourself and all your friends!
Kuki: Any Rainbow Monkeys at the Christmas party this year?
Perry: Maybe.

Finally, Stevie’s dad arrives out of the volcano, seeing Lizzie change back into her normal snow clothes and Tommy Gilligan, Mushi, Sonia, Nigie and Perry change out of their reindeer clothes.
Kamikazi: This is just like last year! THERE’S NO REINDEER NAMED NIGIE, SONIA, PERRYKINS, TOMMY OR MUSHI!!! IT WAS YOU, Lizzie Devine! My latest enemy! The one who ruined my cake plan this year!
Lizzie: Let’s get out of here!
Robotboy: Me no like what happening! Let make it out here!!!
All the kids and robots hopped in their machine and made their way back to the Bay Area.
Kamikazi: NOBODY STEALS A STOLEN CHRISTMAS PRESENT FROM DOCTOR CAPTAIN KAMIKAZI!!!
Constantine: Let it go, Boss.
Kamikazi: My naughtiness expires next year! So if those meddlesome kids trick me again by next year’s Christmas, I WILL DESTROY THEM!

Finally, it was Christmas Eve. Lola’s friends had arrived at her house and it was packed with multi-coloured lights.
Perry: Wow! Even brighter than last year!
Nigie: (thinking) This will be an even better Christmas than last year! Now that Lizzie has gotten back with me.
Wallabee: I must be in heaven!
Abigail: Numbuh Five sure finds this place mighty fine!
Rachel: Wow! This sure is a mighty fine party!
Hoagie: Man! This must be what heaven is like!

Finally, it was mistletoe time. Tommy Turnbull was with Lola, Hoagie was with Abigail, Wallabee was with Kuki, Perry was with Krystal, Sonia was with Lee, Tommy Gilligan was with Mushi and Nigie was with Rachel and Lizzie. Lizzie, after seeing Rachel hugging Nigie, punches her to the ground.

Finally, it was present time. Wallabee was handing out a gift to Kuki. Kuki opened the present and it was…
Kuki: A BRAND NEW POSH PARTY RAINBOW MONKEY!!!!! Oh, thank you, Wally! THANK YOU!
Kuki glomped Wallabee and hugged him.
Tommy Gilligan was handing out a gift to Mushi. Mushi opened it and it was…
Mushi: A Posh Party Rainbow Monkey!!!! Oh, thank you, Tommy! Now I won’t have to share with my big sister!
Tommy Gilligan: Yeah! You’re welcome, Mushi!
Mushi: Yeah, you’re even a better boy than that pretending King Sandy!
Tommy Turnbull was giving something to Lola. Lola opened it and it was…
Lola: Wow! A new kitten! A new friend for Princess! Thanks, Tommy.
Lola jumps to Tommy and kisses him.
Tommy: Oh…um…you’re welcome, Lola!
Hoagie was giving a gift to Abigail and Abigail opened it and it was…
Abigail: A new CD! Thanks, Numbuh Two!
Hoagie: Sure thing, Numbuh Five.
Perry had a gift for Krystal. Krystal opened it and it was…
Krystal: A brand new accessory kit for Krystalbot! Thank you, Perrykins! Thank you!
Krystal jumps toward Perry and kisses him.
Perry: Um….anything for my lovely girlfriend.
It was Lee’s turn to give a gift to Sonia. Sonia opened it and it was…
Sonia: A Puffy CD! This must be because the girl with pink hair sounds like me! Thanks, Lee! Thank you!
Sonia tackled Lee and hugged him, causing him to blush.
Lee: Ooh!
Nigie had 2 gifts. One for Rachel and one for Lizzie. Lizzie opened hers and it was…
Lizzie: A sculpture of Numbuh Three Hundred and Sixty-Two?!
Rachel opened hers and it was…
Rachel: A sculpture of Lizzie Devine?!
Nigie: Oops! Wrong receivers!
Nigie took the sculptures and gave them to the respective girls.
Rachel: Oh, it is me! Thank you, Nigel!
Lizzie: Oh, thank you Nigie! Thank you so much!
the 2 girls hug Nigie. Fortunately for Rachel, Lizzie ignored her and carried on hugging Nigie.

Later, Krystal brought Perry outside to look at…
Perry: An ice sculpture of me with you! Oh, Krystie! Thank you so much! This is the best sculpture I’ve ever seen!
Perry hugs Krystal.
Krystal: (blushing) Oh, anything for my monotreme boyfriend!

Meanwhile, Constantine was going to do his business when he discovered on the toilet…
Constantine: The best Christmas gift of all time! A FUR LINED TOILET SEAT!!!
And well, everything turned out just fine for everybody.
Kamikazi: NO! I NEARLY HAD IT!
Well, almost everybody.
The End.
This is my Christmas fan fiction for 2014.

Robotboy and Codename Kids Next Door belong to their respectful owners.

Perry, Perrybot, Krystalbot and Krystal belong to me.
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DarthWill3's avatar
Cute, funny, and awesome at the same time! Nothing beats a good Christmas crossover.