Gus's Funeral (A Robotboy Fan fiction)

Gus's Funeral. (A Robotboy Fan fiction)

Another Robotboy fan fiction.
I do not own Robotboy.
I do own Perry and Krystal.

Plot:
One cloudy morning, Tommy decides to go to Gus's house. He rings the doorbell and who was to come to the door but Jebediah.
Tommy: Hello! Is Gus home?
Jebediah: I'm afraid Gus never made it home.
Tommy: What?! Are you crazy?! I haven't seen him since yesterday when we went to the museum on a field trip. He had turned into a goose by an evil magician!
Jebediah: Well, speaking of goose, Hester and I enjoyed a tasty goose last night for dinner last night. It wore a blue shirt with a G on the front before we cooked it.
Tommy: What?! That was Gus!!
Jebediah: So that's why he had a blue shirt on.
Tommy: Gus is dead?! (Starts to cry)

Later, at the Turnbull residence, Tommy was resting on his bed, crying and Robotboy came up to him to see what was wrong.
Robotboy: What problem, Tommy?
Tommy: (Still crying) Gus passed away yesterday!
Robotboy: How?
Tommy: Well, remember yesterday when Felonious Hexx turned him into a goose? He flew back home and his parents ate him for supper.
Lola walks into Tommy's room.
Lola: I've heard about Gus.
Tommy: I see.
Lola: (Puts her hand behind his shoulder) Don't be all upset, Tommy! You didn't need a lame, idiotic excuse of a friend like that, anyway!
Tommy: But, I don't even have a best friend anymore!
Lola: Look on the bright side, Tommy! Gus was an arrogant, annoying, obese, brain dead idiot. And also, you've got me, Perry, Krystal, Robotboy and Robotgirl!
Tommy: You're right, Lola! You are the best girlfriend a guy could ever ask for. (Hugs her)

Little did Tommy, Lola and Robotboy know that, watching them from the window was Felonious Hexx.
Felonious: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! They don't seem to care about that Goose kid at all! Goose is finally dead! I finally got my revenge! And now, BACK TO MAGIC SHOW BUSINESS!!! HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAA!!!!

A few days later, at Gus's house, Tommy, Lola, Perry, Krystal, Robotboy and Robotgirl were attending with Gus's parents to attend at Gus's funeral. Tommy was weeping; Lola, Perry, Moshimo, Miu-Miu and Krystal were all like "Meh!" Robotboy and Robotgirl were both like "Meh!"

Priest: We are all here, to mourn the tragic loss of Augustus Bachmann Turner. He was a great guy to all of us. He would be called names like "Augustus", "Gus", "G-Man" and his most favourite, "Goose".
Tommy: Hey! "Goose" wasn't his most favourite nickname! "G-Man" was his favourite!
Priest: Well, believe it or not, kid! I am not the pathetic priest you think I am! It is I, (Reveals himself)
Felonious: Felonious Hexx!!!
Tommy: Oh no! Not him again!
Lola: So, you're the one responsible for all this!
Perry: I knew it!
Felonious: I have come to laugh at the great job I did, getting rid of that Goose!
Tommy: His name was Gus!
Felonious: Oh, sorry, Tommy! I didn't know his best friend was a kid who needed to keep his mouth shut! (He uses magic on Tommy and zips his mouth up with a zipper)
Tommy tries to unzip his mouth but it was stuck.
Lola: Hey! Unzip this boy's mouth right now!
Felonious: Well, well, well! I didn't know his girlfriend was a rock star! (He turns Lola into a rock star)
Tommy wants to unzip his mouth to tell Felonious "She's not my girlfriend!" but it was stuck.
Perry: Wait a minute! How is Lola a rock star?
Felonious: Just as long as his new best friend is a caterpillar! (He turns Perry into a little red caterpillar with green stripes)
Krystal: Hey! What did you do to my boyfriend?!
Felonious: Oh, I don't know! Just as long as you're not a crystal! (He turns Krystal into a rock crystal)
HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!

Robotboy and Robotgirl quickly super activate seeing that their friends are in trouble. They attack Felonious and then, when he gets beaten up enough, they throw him out of Gus's house.
Felonious: Well, that was a silly plot! Oh well! At least I got rid of that Goose kid! Ha-Ha!

Later, Tommy grabs Felonious's wand and unzips his mouth. He points the wand to Lola, who was still rocking out. She runs up to Tommy and gives him a hug and a kiss.
Lola: Thank you Tommy! Love you!
Tommy: (Blushing) You're very welcome! Love you too!
Then, Tommy points the wand to a red caterpillar that was Perry and turns him back to normal.
Perry: Phew! Thanks, Tommy!
Tommy: Anytime! (Throws the wand to Perry)
Perry quickly points the wand at a rock crystal, that was Krystal, and turns her back to normal. Krystal runs up to Perry and gives him a big hug and a kiss.
Krystal: Thanks Sweetie! Love you!
Perry: (Blushing) You're very welcome indeed, Krystal!

Hester: Well, at least the funeral's over!
Tommy: Come on, guys! Let's go!
Lola: Hold on there, Tommy! How about using that wand to bring Gus back to life!
Tommy: Oh, what's the use? Gus is gone! Gone forever! But, I don't need him! When I have friends like you, Perry, Krystal, Robotboy and Robotgirl!
Lola: (Hugs Tommy) Aw! Thanks, Tommy! I love you so much! (Kisses him on the cheek)

And with that, Tommy finally realises that he doesn't need a self-centred idiot like Gus when he has brainy friends like Lola, Perry and Krystal.

Later, at Moshimo's secret lab.
Moshimo: (In Hiro's voice) I'm going to miss Goose! I really am!
Miu-Miu: I am too, Hiro my dear!
The End.